Grounds for divorce???

My dear darling husband is going to get himself in trouble.

Wanna know what he did…(of course you do)

As we all know John is OCD…and I am not. (problem number 1)

  In fact I can be a little on the messy side. (problem number 2)

Anyway, apparently he didn’t like where I had put my wedding rings on the dresser because they might have fallen off.  And,  I guess I let them in that position a little too long…so…he hid them from me. 

Of course I never said anything to him…I assumed they would turn up sometime.  ( and it’s never good thing to mention you LOST your wedding rings.)

 So this weekend he finally confessed he had been hiding my rings for over a month…

Alright…point made. I will use the jewlery box.

BUT.

I shall blame him for everything that comes up missing from this point on…