Text Message from God…
May 5, 2008This can be filed under things that made my week…
Yesterday John got a text message from God. I’d like to say we did realize the text’s were not actually coming from God (just in case you were concerned) but we couldn’t recognize the number and God wasn’t fessing up to his true identity. We had it narrowed down to a few dozen people that may have been guilty…(I can’t remember it word for word, but it went something like this)
God- John. This is God. You need to move back to Canton and take the Youth Pastor Position that just came open at New Life Ministries.
John- Who is this???
God- God. Where are you?
John- Can’t you see me? Just one question God. Why mosquitoes?
God- idk, but there are less mosquitoes in Ohio. Move there.
thanks God 
amanda
thats funny… maybe somebody got a word from god and is saying it to you?anyway… move
hmm…canton. no columbus. :O)
Canton is closer then KY. My vote is in.
I’m holding out for the text that says Columbus!
Ok well in that case I’ll start praying for a specific text requiring you to live next door to us. lol.